Comments on: Classic Programming Quotes http://www.storm-consultancy.com/development/random-bits/classic-programming-quotes/ Web Design News & Tutorials Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:42:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Kent Beck http://www.storm-consultancy.com/development/random-bits/classic-programming-quotes/#comment-274 Kent Beck Sat, 11 Jun 2011 00:04:22 +0000 http://www.storm-consultancy.com/blog/?p=243#comment-274 Inspiring Quotes Submitted by Developers http://froz.net16.net/Quotes/Display Inspiring Quotes Submitted by Developers
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]]> By: Chankey Pathak http://www.storm-consultancy.com/development/random-bits/classic-programming-quotes/#comment-273 Chankey Pathak Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:47:13 +0000 http://www.storm-consultancy.com/blog/?p=243#comment-273 Debuggers don't remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion. Debuggers don’t remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion.

]]> By: Chankey Pathak http://www.storm-consultancy.com/development/random-bits/classic-programming-quotes/#comment-272 Chankey Pathak Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:46:21 +0000 http://www.storm-consultancy.com/blog/?p=243#comment-272 A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

]]> By: Chankey Pathak http://www.storm-consultancy.com/development/random-bits/classic-programming-quotes/#comment-270 Chankey Pathak Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:45:15 +0000 http://www.storm-consultancy.com/blog/?p=243#comment-270 You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

]]> By: Chris http://www.storm-consultancy.com/development/random-bits/classic-programming-quotes/#comment-269 Chris Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:47:24 +0000 http://www.storm-consultancy.com/blog/?p=243#comment-269 "Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes," -Edsger Dijkstra "There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses," -Bjarne Stroustrup "Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime," -Michael Sinz "The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time," -Tom Cargil “Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes,” -Edsger Dijkstra

“There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses,” -Bjarne Stroustrup

“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime,” -Michael Sinz

“The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time,” -Tom Cargil

]]> By: Nic http://www.storm-consultancy.com/development/random-bits/classic-programming-quotes/#comment-268 Nic Tue, 18 Jan 2011 19:47:47 +0000 http://www.storm-consultancy.com/blog/?p=243#comment-268 Computers are dumb. Programmers are just people who are smart enough to trick them into doing something that resembles what they want. Computers are dumb. Programmers are just people who are smart enough to trick them into doing something that resembles what they want.

]]> By: Peter http://www.storm-consultancy.com/development/random-bits/classic-programming-quotes/#comment-267 Peter Fri, 07 Jan 2011 09:35:47 +0000 http://www.storm-consultancy.com/blog/?p=243#comment-267 The First Rule of Program Optimization: Don't do it. The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!): Don't do it yet. -- Michael Jackson The First Rule of Program Optimization:
Don’t do it.
The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!):
Don’t do it yet.

– Michael Jackson

]]> By: Weekly Design News – Resources, Tutorials and Freebies (N.65) | Android http://www.storm-consultancy.com/development/random-bits/classic-programming-quotes/#comment-266 Weekly Design News – Resources, Tutorials and Freebies (N.65) | Android Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:54:29 +0000 http://www.storm-consultancy.com/blog/?p=243#comment-266 [...] Classic Programming Quotes from the Storm Development Blog [...] [...] Classic Programming Quotes from the Storm Development Blog [...]

]]> By: JohnC http://www.storm-consultancy.com/development/random-bits/classic-programming-quotes/#comment-265 JohnC Mon, 22 Nov 2010 19:48:18 +0000 http://www.storm-consultancy.com/blog/?p=243#comment-265 "What You See Is What You Get, what you don't see, gets you" “What You See Is What You Get, what you don’t see, gets you”

]]> By: labria http://www.storm-consultancy.com/development/random-bits/classic-programming-quotes/#comment-264 labria Sun, 21 Nov 2010 09:17:05 +0000 http://www.storm-consultancy.com/blog/?p=243#comment-264 "Java is a DSL for converting large XML files into Stack Traces" Don't know the exact source, but http://twitter.com/#!/letronje/status/18688351371 seems to be the first one. “Java is a DSL for converting large XML files into Stack Traces”
Don’t know the exact source, but http://twitter.com/#!/letronje/status/18688351371 seems to be the first one.

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